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DrMoonman


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My cock is so big that when I'm at home watching a movie I have to keep yelling down "DOWN IN FRONT!"

My cock is so huge that it is designated the highest point in town during floods.

My cock is so massive I buy my pants at big and tall and have to wear them sideways


How big is your cock?

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meowza


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what do you get when you cross a boner with a pussy?


                        A:something ank knows nothing about!



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My cock is so big, I have to have a whole other person carry it around on their body for me.

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maestro


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I would also like to post some humorous comments about the girth of my phallus

my dick is so big it has it's own gravitational pull
my dick is so big it has a lobby
my dick is so big that popcorn now comes in sizes small, medium, large and my dick
my dick is so big they have to use bullet trains to test my condoms
my dick is so big it takes three large women and a team of horses to jack me off
my dick is so that when you put it next to Ben Affleck, you can't tell the difference
my dick is so big it has a dick and even my dick's dick is bigger than your dick

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