the real timer will start on january 1st 2005, but for now this is practice.

i'm gonna try to go for 500 whack offs in 2005, so i'll need some warm up until then

to achieve 500 whack offs in a year, ill have to beat it 1.37 times a day. psssshht childs play. assuming children whacked off. gotta start somewhere though.

i'll be keeping track of every whack off from now on and update accordingly.

so 2004 BETA logs begin here:

beat #1 of 2004:

4:33am

music: marcy playground-poppies

thought about: random cartoon character with pigtails

root me on!! 500 in 2005!!