Hello, I am writing this guide because we are power hungry freaks who like to dominate over you fools with our +o, and to do this we need people – you are one of those people.

I also like to presume you’re the utter stupidity that lines the floor of this stupid, docile, filthy internet.

1. First, go get yourself an IRC client. If you already have one skip this bit and mock me. There are a fair few IRC clients available for your pickings; whichever you choose is up to you, though I will mock you if you choose trillian.

• mIRC
• HydraIRC
• X-Chat
• Trillian (blech)
• Snak (only mac client I know of, sorry.)

2. Now you have acquired your shiny new IRC client you can either admire the lovely little .exe file, or you can double click and install it. If you don’t know how to do this I suggest you stop, and cry a wallow in your defeat as you have failed.

3. At this point you should have your installed IRC client, now all you have to do is fill in some simple details, this is simple enough; just type what you want your nick to be, your alternate nick, and for the other spaces it is up to you.

4. Now you’re ready to join the server and room. Simply type “/server cookie.sorcery.net” and then on connect type “/j #auntbee”, all without “of course.

And that is that – that was rather lame, and none of you should need to follow it I hope.

Feel free to act like a total arsehole at anytime, that way we can all laugh and joke along with you before we kick/ban you for my amusement.