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Post Info TOPIC: whackcidents (or beat it gone wrong)
whats yo alibi? [5 vote(s)]

hone up to your bone up. sheets in laundry.
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suck it up and sleep on it.
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cover the spill with some more spill.
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its my house and i could whack if i want to.
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Carpet Muncher

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whackcidents (or beat it gone wrong)


okay so i made a little mess on the sheets during some beatit as im sure you've all done during jackhammering furor one time or another.


my question to you is, what do you do afterwards to hide your steps?


do you hone up and throw your sheets in the laundry? which is basically admiting to everyone else that you whacked it.


or do you suck it up(not literally of course) and sleep in your slightly jizzed sheets because itll dry up and look like snot or something in a few anyways?


or spill coke on your bed on purpose making sure everyone sees so you have a perfectly good excuse to wash your sheets?


or who gives a ****. i whack off in the living room again waitin for my sheets to come out of the dryer.



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Nutsack

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As a female, I usually don't have to do anything like that...just go into the bathroom and clean up... but you know what?  It's my house, and I can get off where I want and when I want, provided the kids aren't home.

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quote:
Originally posted by: hawtmama

"As a female, I usually don't have to do anything like that...just go into the bathroom and clean up... but you know what?  It's my house, and I can get off where I want and when I want, provided the kids aren't home. "


braggart!

I say put them in yourself and then if someone asks tell them you spilt a coke while jacking off.

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Carpet Muncher

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quote:

Originally posted by: hawtmama

"As a female, I usually don't have to do anything like that...just go into the bathroom and clean up... but you know what?  It's my house, and I can get off where I want and when I want, provided the kids aren't home. "

what she said ^^

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Nutsack

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It's called a sock, you can use it to mop up your ejaculate

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I don't care, I can fire it into the bin from my bed. You're all amateurs.

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